Me when my parents stand over me while I’m on Tumblr:
And then I’m praying to God that porn doesn’t pop randomly pop up like:
But when it randomly does, I act all surprised like:
Then someone reblogs something with a bad word and I’m like:
Then Princeton grinding is on my dashboard again and he’s like:
And I’m like:
But when they walk away I’m like:
*credit to owners*
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
Dying.
Dead.
OMFG
Looool Im Supposed To Be Revising





















